Don't Insult the Man with the Rope

… on my Facebook and whatnot about kids and children and spawning in general has just made me think even more about how many of my former classmates have gone and spawned. And even though I haven’t said it on Facebook, I’ll say it here:

That is a really frakking SCARY thought.

Why, you ask? Because most of those who have popped out spawn are the ones who NEVER should have procreated. Don’t get me wrong — good for them, congrats to those who found love and all that happy crap…

But the thought of those people creating miniature copies of themselves is downright FRIGHTENING. They were torturous bastards in High School — and I’d put good money on it they haven’t changed — so their kids might just turn out the same way.

Makes me glad I escaped that town — I don’t have to worry about my kids dealing with theirs.