Don't Insult the Man with the Rope

For some odd reason, I’ve always had a set of ‘rules’ that have applied to my life. Some of them are more enforced than others… some of them are a bit difficult to enforce, but overall they apply quite nicely in my life.

So far, only five exist, and I’ll list them here:

Rule #1: No sleeping while there is a computer to fix.

This is the most important of all the rules! Without this, well… I’d never get anything done.

Rule #2: No working on computers while hungry.

Rule #3: All computers worked on while hungry must be re-checked at the next non-hungry period.

Rule #4: Never tolerate defiance.

Rule #5: Enforce rule #4 with rope.

Rules #4 and #5 apply mainly to the females in my life. In fact, ONLY to the females in my life.

My rules will be augmented as time goes on, I’m sure.